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timelordinatardis:

malkatz:

splatdanger:

peep-toe-shoes:

phoenix-aflame:

What if Harry and Draco were girls…

…for example, Harriet and Draquesha

DRAQUESHA?!?!?!

… is Draquesha from the ghetto??

GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
PLZ.

DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA

WHO SHE THINK SHE IS

JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME 

FUCK THIS HO

reblogging because DRAQEUSHA OH MY GOD


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iamthyra:

when people say you’re ordering to many chicken mcnuggets

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death-by-lulz:

Interviewer: How do you land the perfect shot?


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rumbelleriversong:

gotmehiddlestoned:

aht-lo-leh-vahd-raggedyman:

brattyconifer:

perplexedfeline:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

lasso

In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.

This works cause Imma water bender and I live in New York lmao

Then everything changed when the rednecks attacked

I SCREAMED

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